T Rex Jokes

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

How does a T-Rex apologize?

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

What type of job does T-Rex have?

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?