T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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