Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants