What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.