Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir