Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!