What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.