What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"