What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.