What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.