Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.