What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture