What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.