What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt?

Kung Food!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob