Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."