What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.