How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.