How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.