What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.