I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
A fridge --
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
Because his bread was stollen!!!
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Because it's too wet to woo.
A knock-knocktopus.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Doesn't matter much, does it
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Relative dating
