What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!