What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.