What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.