What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!