Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..