What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.