What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*