What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.