What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.