What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.