What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor