Raptor Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Roam Jokes More Roam Jokes

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Mediterranean Jokes More Mediterranean Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus