What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.