I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Start dating them
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
General Lee speaking.
A boogati!
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
They though it was Riel funny!
They don't get better with age
Dad.
She remembers them by their last names.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
t-h-a-t
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Formaldehyde
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
