What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Raptor Jokes More Raptor Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.