What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile