What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.