Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR