What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.