What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower