How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork