Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.