Hearse Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart