How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!