How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.