What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"