Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'