Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.