What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training