What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.