Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.
Five six seven eight!
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
So the attendees could get some face-time.
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Decom-pose.
Are you coffin
Shoot the guy pushing it.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Take it drag racing
For people that don't want anything to drink
