Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
A sideways seven.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
They can lighten your load !
You can say sorry at a funeral.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
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To make our bones stronger
In a casket.
Hey, I think he moved.
Because opposite poles attract
They're made out of dill dough.
A transition metal.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
For people that don't want anything to drink