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Francium.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Bonjour"
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
because they would all surrender.
I said; "I give up"
We Surrender!
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Because they always surrender!
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
Brainwashed.
She wanted to wash up on shore
The element of some fries.
Depends.
Yellow Jackets*
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
He used sarin wrap
A: Turkey.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
A Reptile Dysfunction.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me
Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!
