Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.