What do the UFC and Beauty Salons have in common?

They're both full with Brazilian pussies!

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed