How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!