How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.