Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed