What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.