What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.