What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you