What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.