What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.