What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.