What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.