What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.