What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.